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An original range of printed gifts and designs


Welcome to our gift shop.
The items on sale are unique; designed and created at the South London Institute of Procrastination under the tutelage of Martin Grover. Please come in and browse and do not hesitate to ask any questions or, if possible, give us some answers.

FREE South London Procrastination Club window sticker with every order. South London Procrastination Club sticker

A useful reminder to put things off even if you live, or drive, nowhere near South London.
10cm diameter. Fits most windows.

FREE SHIPPING and a FREE STICKER with every order.

Panic and Give Up printed mug

group of panic mugs
base design slipshop panic mug

Put your feet up, heave a big sigh of relief and surrender to the inevitable catastrophy with a capitulating mug of tea, coffee, gin .... The Panic and Give Up mug is just what you need.
Available in a GREEN, a BLUE, a RED or a PURPLE print.
White, printed on both sides. Standard size. £7.95 each

5 items

green panic and give up mug

Green Mug

red panic and give up mug

Red Mug

purple panic and give up mug

Purple Mug

blue panic and give up mug

Blue Mug

group of panic and give up mugs

4 mug set; 1 of each colour, for £24.00 - £6.00 each


Tea Towel - Brockwell Park - London SE24

brockwell park South London Procrastination Club tea towel
brockwell park South London Procrastination Club tea towel

Brockwell Park Tea Towel designed and printed by Martin Grover

brockwell park South London Procrastination Club tea towel

Buy 1 for £9.00

Buy 2 for £17.00 - £8.50 each

Buy 3 for £24.00 - £8.00 each

Hand printed tea towel. 100% cotton. 70x50cm. 170gsm. Brockwell Park tea towel design: South London Procrastination Club - Brockwell Park Pavilion scene.
Wipe away the tears of joy as you realise that this is a unique work of art which you can also dry your mugs with. £9.00 each
SPECIAL OFFER Buy 2 for £8.50 each and 3 for £8.00 each


South London Procrastination Club, Martin Grover, card display
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The Slipshop range of cards are designed and screen printed in-house.
Blank inside, unless specified; packed in a transparent sleeve.
£2.95 each. Please choose card design(s) and select the quantity in the PayPal window that then opens.

Red Give Up and Panic Card £2.95
Blue worry Card £2.95
SLPC red and blue card £2.95
SLPC Green card £2.95

everlasting love bus card £2.95
evrlasting love pink card £2.95
SLPC brockwell park greeting card £2.95
SLPC brockwell park greeting card in blue £2.95

SLPC brockwell park fireworks card £2.95
grey panic and give up card £2.95
brixton windmill greeting card £2.95

Car Air Freshener - There May Be Trouble Ahead....

Slipshop Trouble Car Air Fresheners
Slipshop Trouble Car Air Fresheners
Slipshop Trouble Car Air Fresheners

There May Be Trouble Ahead
£5.00 per pack of 4

Overcome unwanted odours with the great smell of a Trouble (a wanted odour) car air freshener. 4 car air fresheners per pack.
£5.00 per pack That works out at only £1.25 per air freshener for a design that will make the journey just that little bit more eventful.
Please do not hold Slipshop responsible for any troublesome, wierd or wonderful things that may happen to you.....let's face the music and drive.

Payment payment cards accepted

Purchases from our website are conducted online by PayPal. With PayPal you can purchase our products using your credit or debit card as well as a PayPal account if you have one.

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Shipping information, answers to questions and the small print

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I pay?

1.Our products can be purchased immediately through the website using PayPal. With PayPal you can use your existing PayPal account or purchase with a debit/credit card. You do not need to set up a PayPal account to purchase our products.

2.Once you place an item in the checkout you can carry on shopping. Depending on what browser you are use affects the way the shopping basket window behaves at this point. Basically you just close the checkout window and carry on browsing the site, adding further items if you so wish. They will be added to the shopping basket.

3.We can also email you a PayPal invoice for the products. For instance if the goods are to be shipped abroad we can confirm the cost and send you the invoice. This can then be paid through the PayPal payment system. Regarding the online paymnets - we do not handle your financial information at all - this part of the transaction is handled by PayPal.

4.At present we cannot take payment over the telephone.

5.You can post us a cheque or can make a transfer to our bank account. Please email or phone us to discuss your requirements. Further information regarding our online payment provider:

6. Your bank or credit card statement will not show the benficiary as SlipShop but as T A PRODUCTS.

How do I get my order?

How long will it take to receive my order? (Postage Information)
Providing your order is with us before 2pm we endeavour* to despatch your order on the day we receive notification of your order. We use the Royal Mail service.
The standard service used is Second Class. Therefore if all goes smoothly you will receive your order a day or two after payment.

If you're not going to be at the address in the daytime, please specify an alternative address on your order if this is more convenient for you, such as your work address. We ship the items in plain packaging.If we are out of stock of an item we state this on our website. Please contact us to find out how long it will take us to re-stock the particular item you are interested in.

*URGENT ORDERS : We are not always able to despatch on the day of your order and the Royal Mail do not always deliver the next day so your order may take up to several days to be delivered. So if your order is very urgent or you wish to have your order despatched on a guaranteed next day service please contact us before ordering to discuss the options and we will do all we can to ensure a next day delivery.Please call 020 8671 2355.

I am not in the U.K. Can I still order? We welcome orders from outside the UK we need to confirm the shipping cost with you. Please email your choice of items to us and we can email you back a cost including the shipping. There is no obligation for you to proceed. If you wish to do so we can then forward an invoice to you for payment.

Late Delivery If your order does not arrive within 5 days, please contact us by email or telephone and we will investigate immediately.Thank you for browsing our site.
If you have any further questions please call ++44 (0) 208 671 2355

What is the warranty and returns procedure?

Hassle free returns.

We operate a no quibble returns policy and aim to be as accommodating as possible. We appreciate that we are a mail order company and so purchases are made on looking at images of the items. Also the result on installation may not be quite what you are looking for. Therefore as long as you can post the item(s) back in the same condition as you received them we will either make a refund to you or post out a different item if required. We reserve the right not to refund the initial postage cost. Likewise if you find something wrong with any of our products we will replace the product. Our products are guaranteed against defects in manufacturing for one year.

What are your terms and conditions?

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What is your privacy policy?

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Please call or email us with any further questions you may have.

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Terms and Conditions of Sale is a trading name of Thin Air 47 Holmewood Gardens London SW2 3NB

VAT Registration no. GB 766518301

These Terms and Conditions apply to all use of SlipShop and all transactions for the sale of goods on Please read them carefully. They do not affect your statutory rights.

We may change these Terms and Conditions at any time. Any changes will take effect on the date they are posted on


All prices on include any VAT payable but exclude delivery charges..
Although we endeavour to ensure that all pricing information on is accurate, occasionally an error may occur and goods may be mispriced. If we discover a pricing error we will, at our discretion, either contact you and ask you whether you wish to continue with the order at the correct price or notify you that we have cancelled your order. We will not be obliged to supply goods at the incorrect price.

Prices that are reduced for sales and promotions are only valid for the specified period.

We reserve the right to adjust prices, offers, goods and specifications of goods on at our discretion at any time before (but not after) we accept your order.

Your Order

Please see the how to shop section for information on how to place an order. You will have an opportunity to check and correct any input errors in your order up until the point at which you submit your order by clicking the "confirm order" button on the check out page.

All orders made by you through SlipShop are subject to acceptance by us. We may choose not to accept your order for any reason and will not be liable to you or to anyone else in those circumstances.

After submitting an order to us we will send you an order acknowledgement email with your order number and details of the goods that you have ordered. Please note this email is an acknowledgement and is not an acceptance of your order.

For certain goods, information concerning stock availability is not available on If you order goods which are not available from stock, we will contact you by e-mail or by telephone to discuss how you wish to proceed. You will have the option to wait until the goods are available from stock, or cancel your order in accordance with our returns policy.

Unless we have notified you that we do not accept your order or you have cancelled it in accordance with our returns policy, we accept your order 7 days after the date of order or when the goods are delivered, whichever is earlier.


The total cost of your order is the price of the goods and delivery charges as set out in delivery information.

Payment can be made by most major credit or debit cards in accordance with the payment methods section.

You confirm that the credit/debit card that is being used is yours. All credit/debit card holders are subject to validation checks and authorisation by the card issuer. If the issuer of your card refuses to authorise payment we will not accept your order and we will not be liable for any delay or non-delivery and we are not obliged to inform you of the reason for the refusal.

We are not responsible for your card issuer or bank charging you as a result of our processing of your credit/debit card payment in accordance with your order.

Security and Privacy Policy

You should also read our security policy and privacy policy.

Our returns policy - terms and conditions

Please keep your receipt for anything you buy from us. It will ensure we can help you, if you need to bring something back.

Products delivered to you

If you buy a product which we deliver to you, you may cancel your order (or any part of it) for any reason before delivery or within 45 days after delivery.

This is subject to the following conditions:

The product must be unused

You will receive a full refund of the price paid less any delivery/collection charges. If you return a part of an order, we will recalculate any applicable delivery charge for the remaining part of the order and also deduct this from the refund We reserve the right to refuse a return or to require proof of identity YOUR CONSUMER RIGHTS ARE NOT AFFECTED

Faulty Products If the product you purchase is faulty, we may offer a repair, exchange or refund as appropriate in accordance with your consumer rights. Please call us on 020 8671 2355 to arrange.

General Conditions We shall not be liable to you where performance of any of our obligations to you is prevented, frustrated or impeded by reason of acts of God, war and other hostilities, civil commotion, accident, strikes, lock outs, trade disputes, acts or restraints of Government, imposition or restrictions of imports or exports or any other cause not within the reasonable control of AquaStream.

If any part of these terms and conditions is found to be unenforceable as a matter of law, all other parts of these terms and conditions shall not be affected and shall remain in force.

We cannot guarantee that the appearance and/or colours of products shown on this site exactly reproduce the appearance and/or colours of the physical products themselves. Natural products may show some colour variations. All sizes quoted are approximate.

Before working with electricity, gas or water you should always consult an appropriate professional electrician or CORGI-registered plumber. Always read and follow any relevant manuals and safety instructions. When working with electricity always turn off the mains. In connection with building work AquaStream cannot advise on planning permission or building regulation issues.

SlipShop will do all that it reasonably can to meet the date given for delivery. In the case of unforeseen circumstances, beyond the reasonable control of SlipShop, SlipShop may not be able to do so. In such circumstances SlipShop will contact the Customer and agree an alternative date. The Customer will also do all that he/she reasonably can to enable the delivery to take place on the given date. In the case of unforeseen circumstances beyond the reasonable control of the Customer the Customer may not be able to do so. In such circumstances the Customer will contact SlipShop and agree and alternative date.

As soon as SlipShop has delivered the goods, the Customer will be responsible for their safekeeping and SlipShop will not be responsible for any damage or fault arising from incorrect storage. If the Customer delays a delivery, SlipShop's responsibility for everything other than damage due to its negligence will end on the date SlipShop agreed to deliver them as set out in the contract.

Ownership of the goods shall remain with SlipShop and shall not pass to the Customer until the agreed price for them, together with all other sums due from the Customer to SlipShop, have been paid in full.

To the extent permitted by law, SlipShop accepts no liability for any loss, damage or injury arising as a consequence of the advice provided.

These terms and conditions and any contract between us shall be governed by and construed in accordance with English law and the English Courts shall have jurisdiction over any disputes between us.

Contracts are made and accepted subject to these Conditions of Sale. Contracts that are made in Scotland shall be governed by Scottish Law otherwise this contract shall be governed by English Law and no other.

In these terms and conditions: "SlipShop" means, M. Warner t/as Thin Air and any other connected organisation that supplies the goods ordered by you and any successor to its business;

"We and Us" means SlipShop either alone or together with you, as the context requires;

"Working day" means every day of the year except weekends, and English statutory and public holidays;

"You" means the person ordering goods subject to these terms and conditions;

Our details

    SlipShop/Thin Air
    47 Holmewood Gardens
    SW2 3NB

VAT Registration no. GB 766518301

Privacy Policy

This privacy policy sets out how uses and protects any information that you give SlipShop when you use this website.

SlipShop is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should we ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this website, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.

SlipShop may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should check this page from time to time to ensure that you are happy with any changes.

What we collect:

We may collect the following information:name and job title, contact information including email address, phone/fax number, company information demographic information such as postcode, preferences and interests, other information relevant to customer surveys and/or offers.

What we do with the information we gather:

We require this information to understand your needs and provide you with a better service, and in particular for the following reasons: Internal record keeping and accounting purposes. We may use the information to improve our products and services. We may periodically send promotional emails about new products, special offers or other information which we think you may find interesting using the email address which you have provided. From time to time, we may also use your information to contact you for market research purposes. We may contact you by email, phone, fax or mail. We may use the information to customise the website according to your interests.


We are committed to ensuring that your information is secure. In order to prevent unauthorised access or disclosure we have put in place suitable physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.


The only cookies used on this website are those required by the PayPal shopping basket and transaction facility.

You can choose to accept or decline cookies. Most web browsers automatically accept cookies, but you can usually modify your browser setting to decline cookies if you prefer. This may prevent you from taking full advantage of the website.

Links to other websites:

Our website may contain links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave our site, you should note that we do not have any control over that other website. Therefore, we cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide whilst visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question.

Controlling your personal information:

You may choose to restrict the collection or use of your personal information in the following ways:whenever you are asked to fill in a form on the website, look for the box that you can click to indicate that you do not want the information to be used by anybody for direct marketing purposes.

If you have previously agreed to us using your personal information for direct marketing purposes, you may change your mind at any time by writing to or emailing us.

We will not sell, distribute or lease your personal information to third parties unless we have your permission or are required by law to do so. We may use your personal information to send you promotional information about third parties which we think you may find interesting if you tell us that you wish this to happen.

You may request details of personal information which we hold about you under the Data Protection Act 1998. A small fee will be payable. If you would like a copy of the information held on you please write to AquaStream.

If you believe that any information we are holding on you is incorrect or incomplete, please write to or email us as soon as possible, at the above address. We will promptly correct any information found to be incorrect.

Terms Of Use

You may download and print extracts from this site for your personal use only. No right, title or interest in any downloaded materials or software is transferred to you by such downloading. You may not make any other use of material on this site. You are not allowed to copy (whether by printing onto paper, storing on disk or any other way), distribute (including distributing copies), tamper with or alter in any way or otherwise use any material contained in this website.

You are not allowed to copy any material from this website for any other commercial purpose.

You are not allowed to remove any copyright, trademark or other intellectual property notices or watermark contained in the original material or from any material copied or printed from the website.

You are not allowed to use the website for any activities that breach any laws, infringe any other parties rights, or breach any standards, content requirements or codes published by any relevant authority.

You are not allowed to use the site in any way that interferes with our systems, other users or harasses, menaces or harms anyone. You will indemnify us from and against all actions, claims suits, demands, liabilities, costs or expenses arising out of, or in any way connected with, use of the site by you or any other person using your login information.

You are not allowed to use the site to make any speculative, false or fraudulent orders.

This website consists of images, text, formats and styles of presentation, software (including HTML code) and material analogous to it ('Material'). All copyright and other moral ownership and intellectual property rights capable of subsisting in the Material or derivatives of it from time to time is either owned exclusively or is licensed to

You acknowledge our rights to the Material. Save as provided elsewhere in these Terms you must not copy, modify, manipulate, transmit, perform, publish, display, license or create derivative works from Material accessed through this site. Where copying or transmission is expressly permitted, you must not display any author attribution or copyright notice.

This website also contains certain Slipshop (or a subsidiary company) trademarks (whether granted or applied for), graphics, logos and service names ('Devices'). The Devices are owned exclusively by Slipshop or a subsidiary and may not be copied or reproduced in any format (save as provided elsewhere in these Terms), or used in connection with any product or service without Slipshop's consent. All other trademarks not owned by AquaStream or its subsidiaries that appear on this site are the property of their respective owners, who may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by Slipshop or its subsidiaries.


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